5 Year-end Limericks by Local Small-to-Medium Business Leaders

What better way to understand our local capitalists than through verse?

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Gary Fegler, CEO & Founder, Fegler Regulators

There once was a group from Kentucky,
Whose team lead was really quite lucky,
He broke all his bones
Due to working from home,
Remote work is bad and quite sucky.

Diane Glurp, Interim CEO of SNUM

Great news! It’s your yearly review,
Thank you for the work that you do!
We turned that to shit,
And our CEO quit,
And that means no pay raise (for you).

Dave Bungler, HR Czar, Danny Steel

Hi there it’s me, Dave from HR,
We’re wondering where all of you are?
We know it’s the weekend,
But crunch time has deepened,
H’ve I mentioned the fam’ly we are?'

Sharon Zont, CEO of Limited Liability Corp. LLC

Some say that our comp’ny is blighted,
Those fools will eat crow when we’re righted.
Prepost’rous to think,
Our profits could sink,
Just ‘cause all of our board’s been indicted.

Lane Inyur, CEO, Alpha Man Muscle Wolf Supplements

I’m leadership down to the core,
But some employees make me sore.
Always whining away,
When they learn we don’t pay!
No one wants to work any more.