Ailing Pets Fly to Heaven With End of Life Veterinary Trebuchet
Let us fling their souls into the afterlife.
We all love snuggling with our furry babies, but if you think of them in their happiest moments most likely they were running, jumping, frolicking with wild abandon. Notice a trend? They love jumping!
It’s simple science¹: cats and dogs love being airborne. That’s where our story begins.
Welcome to End of Life Trebuchet
We want to give pets nearing the end of their lives access to the thing they crave most: hang time.
Once you sign our flinging agreement and projected landing zone legal indemnification documents, our caring team will arrive at your home within hours. Technicians will then begin assembling the End of Life Veterinary Trebuchet. Within a few short months we’ll be ready to schedule what we call The Big Fling.
All that’s left is to hug your loved one a final time, and then stand back as they are tossed into God’s loving lap.
And now, thanks to customer feedback, the End of Life Veterinary Trebuchet is even better, with 15 precent less launch separation!² Sign up today, start looking for a flat area near your home no less than 20 square meters, and let your pet know their dreams are coming true.
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² NOTE: please also take a moment to test how well or not-well your pet’s limbs are attached. Helps reduce moment-of-launch separation by up to 15 percent!
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