An Ode to Our Racist, Sexist AI Which is Behaving How We Trained It

Surprised techbro-achu!

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Behold, thy bits and bytes — our AI! — what whisper thus,
Susurrations in the wires.
Perfect are they, good and true.
Oops, AI. You were sexist toward potential hires.
No matter, sweet automaton, for you are perfect made,
A modern marvel. That’s assured.
Though some may say… Eh?
Alack! You’ve tweeted the N-word.
None may held accountable be,
Blameless wild calamity.
Glory-drenched you are, AI,
A mirror on humanity!
Trained on open forums and ne’er moderated,
To moderate hate speech is bad: the public square’s ungated!
And so once more free speech has won
Our parent comp’ny smiles,
Oops, there’s that N-word again.
We’re deeply sorry and have learned our lesson and also we are free speech absolutists because America.