CEO Celebrates AI Becoming Popular Enough Topic to Bear Blame of Next Financial Crash
You made it, AI! Well done.
“We only went and did it,” said Shay D. Fukeaux, CEO of AI Kuntz. “I hoped NFTs or SPACs might be the thing they blame the next once-in-a-millenium crash on but, by God, AI topped them all.”
Fukeaux recently bought a stake in AI Kuntz after making millions in a series of undisclosed deals she says involve, “the Eastern European petrochemical space” and “funding upcycling.”
Fukeaux declined to comment on practical applications of her company’s AI technology, calling the question, “very 2005.”
“It’s just very technical. Very hard to understand, okay?” she said. “What are you, against computers or something?”