Dave Chappelle Booed Off Stage by Time-Traveling Former Self
Dave Chappelle Booed Off Stage by Time-Traveling Former Self
Boo this man! Boo!
Comedian and Mark Twain Prize recipient Dave Chappelle was booed off stage last night at a San Francisco show by a time-traveling version of his former self from the “Killing Them Softly” era of his career circa 2000.
While it’s by no means clear how the younger Chappelle gained the ability to time travel, experts have speculated that tee-shirt filler Elon Musk may have had something to do with it, possibly purchasing the wrong jet pack for the wrong Chappelle, possibly with temporal shift capabilities.
Onlookers say the younger Chappelle lunged for the older version of himself, but was blocked by a bystanding physicist. The physicist says she realized that if the two Chappelles touched the universe would collapse on itself, “Just like Elon Musk’s reputation.”
Both Chappelles left apparently unhurt but police have added that they detected sprinkles of crack cocaine at the scene.