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“Hogging weed is a free speech issue and this is a public square,” said embattled wealth inheritor Elon Musk, speaking from his private public square.

Musk maintains that anything one person does for themselves is a free speech issue, and anyone who complains is engaging in censorship even in cases where the person complaining funded the session to begin with. This position appears to be diametrically opposed to Musk’s views on unrestricted capitalism, but when asked to comment, Musk would only screech, “Free speech!”

Critics say eliminating Puff Puff Pass means smoking sessions can be easily ruined by bad faith participants.

“It’s all about taking part locally when the weed comes to you, but also taking part in the larger group by passing it,” said Elonza Fugface, marijuana etiquette columnist at the New Yorker. “I don’t know what he’s trying to achieve.”