Headline Limericks: The Musk of Weird Dons
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POTUS Problems
There once was a man from New York, Who called people nicknames for sport. He was cruising to win, But a woman came in, And somehow he had no retort.
Vice Pick
I grew this fantastic brown beard. I faced all the problems I feared. I did what it took, Even wrote y’all a book, Now everyone’s calling me “weird.”
Don’t Panic!
There once was an auto tech czar, Who blew smoke on rockets and Mars. Did one interview, Let a weird old guy spew, Now no one is buying his cars.
Absolutist
Free speech is the ultimate ender. For our ills it’s the absolute mender. No word off the table, Say them all, if you’re able. But get banned for saying “cisgender.”
Elongated
How dare you not call my site “X?” I’m literally the king of tech! I spent billions for Twitter, Stuffed it all down the shitter. And some say that Tesla is next.