I Bet You've Noticed I Carry a Badass Pocket Knife

Living the life of the blade, opening the toughest packaging

I can help open that package. It is my duty, and I am happy to serve. After all, it was I who took up this burden when I first stepped onto the path.

You’ve probably noticed from the clip showing outside my pants. Yes. I am a member of the Clan of the Blade.

A Life on Edge

I bet you’re wondering, as I cut this package open, is he this purposeful and effec…