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I Have a Taste for the Finer Things in Life, Just Like Every Other Sentient Being with a Functioning Sensory Organ

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I Have a Taste for the Finer Things in Life, Just Like Every Other Sentient Being with a Functioning Sensory Organ

It is my greatest achievement.

Jim Hodgson
Jun 13, 2022
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I Have a Taste for the Finer Things in Life, Just Like Every Other Sentient Being with a Functioning Sensory Organ

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If you go right down the food chain all the way to protozoa, you’ll find that they are able to maneuver themselves toward things that further their goals and away from things that do not. Well, I can do that too, and it’s my defining feature.

When I put on good-fitting expensive clothes I am able to say, “Yes, I like t…

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