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I'm a Middle-Aged Conservative Man Ready and Willing to Breastfeed Your Baby

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I'm a Middle-Aged Conservative Man Ready and Willing to Breastfeed Your Baby

Suckle at my teat and be sustained by thoughts and prayers.

Jim Hodgson
May 23, 2022
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I'm a Middle-Aged Conservative Man Ready and Willing to Breastfeed Your Baby

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I’ve become aware of a baby formula shortage. Some say this is the result of cascading capitalism and bizarre regulation. But as a conservative I know that capitalism can never be wrong. If you die, that’s simply what the market required. If anything, you should feel fulfilled.

This riles some people. They say my political views affect other people’s bo…

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