I'm a Middle-Aged Conservative Man Ready and Willing to Breastfeed Your Baby
Suckle at my teat and be sustained by thoughts and prayers.
I’ve become aware of a baby formula shortage. Some say this is the result of cascading capitalism and bizarre regulation. But as a conservative I know that capitalism can never be wrong. If you die, …
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