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Late Capitalism Film Reboots: Star Wars
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Late Capitalism Film Reboots: Star Wars

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Jim Hodgson
Apr 18, 2022
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Late Capitalism Film Reboots: Star Wars
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We open on a large spaceship being attacked by what we come to learn is an even larger spaceship. Inside the smaller ship, the fearless crew — wearing slacks and cycling time trial helmets and wielding laser pistols — is overrun by a fighting force carrying laser submachine guns and wearing PVC pipe.

We now see two sentient appliances making their way t…

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