MTG Served Divorce Papers by Reality

Irrevocable Differences indeed.

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“It’s not clear how Reality managed to hire us,” said Archibald Heisenbohr, lawyer representing Reality, “But one thing is clear: American elected representative Marjorie Taylor Greene and Reality have been divorced for a long time in practice. This is merely a formalization.”

Heisenbohr refused to speculate on Reality’s motives but agreed that many human beings throughout time have been removed from Reality. It’s not a new phenomenon.

The next step in proceedings is unclear, since it’s not clear what court might have the authority over Reality. But sources indicate that since Representative Green has no apparent interest in Reality the divorce is uncontested.

This lack of resistance is a lucky break for Heisenbohr and his team since any opposition might have successfully claimed they’ve changed the outcome by measuring it.

“Representative Greene’s career is based on torturing Reality,” said Heisenbohr. “These things have consequences, and Reality has had enough.”