The Laughing Gallows

Share this post

New Discoveries Reveal 38% of Triceratops Supported Asteroid Deregulation

www.laughinggallows.com

Discover more from The Laughing Gallows

The finest comedy ever written about the worst time to be a comedy writer.
Continue reading
Sign in

New Discoveries Reveal 38% of Triceratops Supported Asteroid Deregulation

Well well well... if it isn't the result of my actions.

Jim Hodgson
Jul 19, 2023
5
Share this post

New Discoveries Reveal 38% of Triceratops Supported Asteroid Deregulation

www.laughinggallows.com
5
Share
By Ginkgoales - Own work, CC BY-SA 4.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=116027237

A stunning series of discoveries have revealed that not only did dinosaurs in the Maastrichtian era of the late Cretaceus period have self awareness and complicated societies, but that a significant portion of those societies supported the means of their own demise.

“Though it seems to have been popular in some dinosaur circles at the time,” said Dr. Foz Sillrecord, paleontologist, “we can now draw a direct line between asteroid deregulation and the Cretaceous-Paleogene extinction event which wiped out 3/4 of life on Earth.”

It’s not clear by what means the dinosaurs intended to regulate asteroids.

Share The Laughing Gallows

“That part doesn’t really matter,” said Burt Doogle from the web site TokenOpp.view. “What matters is that each of us, regardless of sentience, education, or alternative agenda, gets to express their view alongside anyone else.” Doogle paused, then added, “And, if you have horns, maybe gore a few people.”

Doogle then shared simulations from his social media which suggest superwealthy specimens might have funded vanity projects possibly going as far as space travel, adding that interviewers should click like and subscribe.

But Dr. Sillrecord was not impressed. “We only know for sure what we can see in the fossil record, and it’s plain as day. A significant percentage of these animals were in favor, in some sense, of the means of their own destruction.”

As of press time, Dr. Sillrecord also declined to click “like,” or “subscribe.”

The Laughing Gallows is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.

5
Share this post

New Discoveries Reveal 38% of Triceratops Supported Asteroid Deregulation

www.laughinggallows.com
5
Share
Previous
Next
5 Comments
Share this discussion

New Discoveries Reveal 38% of Triceratops Supported Asteroid Deregulation

www.laughinggallows.com
Meg Sampson
Writes Meg’s Substack
Jul 20Liked by Jim Hodgson

(ᗒ ᗨᗕ)

Expand full comment
Reply
Share
4 replies by Jim Hodgson and others
4 more comments...
Top
New
Community

No posts

Ready for more?

© 2023 Jim Hodgson
Privacy ∙ Terms ∙ Collection notice
Start WritingGet the app
Substack is the home for great writing