Perform a Home Colonoscopy While you Sleep with Our New CPOOP Machine
Perform a Home Colonoscopy While you Sleep with Our New CPOOP Machine
It's never been easier to check on your porthole.
We know you care about gut health as much as we do. That’s why you observe your doctor’s recommendation for regular colonoscopies. But what if you could get checked out much more often at a fraction of the cost in the comfort of your own home?
Sound too good to be true? Back that thang up.
Say hello to our new AI powered CPOOP.
Just like a CPAP machine, simply put on a friendly apparatus before bed and let our machine do the rest. It’ll explore your cave system silently and naturally like a happy bat looking for a new spot to hang.
If the CPOOP finds anything concerning, it can upload photos to your doctor via email or DMs. And you can even post your results easily to all major social media. Compete with friends to see who really has the guts!
Explore That Back Porch
We know, it’s a sensitive area. But once you get in the door the rest is pretty easy.
Just to sweeten the deal, the CPOOP comes with a free set of UltraComfort RipStop waterproof bed linens.
Look, fam. Listen. Let us be clear. We know it can be an embarrassing subject for some, but not anymore. Sound the horns! We’re taking gut health back.