SHOCKING: Unhinged Foreigners Name Their Grandparents Completely Different Nonsense Words
Allez opi-omi!
While we in my region do things properly and as-expected, across the world, foreign people totally disconnected with reality call their grandparents stuff other than Grandma and Grandpa. Can you imagine?
Here is a short list of the absurd names for grandparents used by people living in far-flung hellscapes.
GamGam and Bubgub
Ogie and Plops
Hoogle and Flipperdip
Salasticatle and Unterinteglebish
Sewie and Gundle
Ungh and Unf-unf
Burp & Sniffit
Detzle and Zongo
Squammie and Wrinkleboi
[horse noises] & [goat noises]
Ee-o and Woopwoop
Gurgle & Burgle
Matriarnok the Destroyer and Bob-bob
‘Tis so annoying when people call their grandparents [goat noises]. ‘Tis confusing to all my goats.
My parents are called "Amma" and "Afi" by my nephews, as a reflection of our Icelandic heritage.