National treasure Simone Biles is a fantastic athlete and an inspiring American. There can be no doubt about that. My respect for her is total, and I would never in a thousand million eons take anything away from her or her achievements.
But when it comes to straight up flips even her inestimable athleticism pales in comparison to my mental gymnastics.
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