Spotify Announces New Premium Tier That's Just AI Remixes of Corporate Jingles
Spotify Announces New Premium Tier That's Just AI Remixes of Corporate Jingles
What if you could listen to the very heartbeat of capitalism?
Spotify Chief Artificial Officer Phillipin Eck announced a new premium tier that will charge $29.99 per month to access AI remixes of corporate marketing.
“Imagine a snake, or dragon, that is consuming its own tail,” said Eck. “Except the snake/dragon is AI-powered marketing. And what comes out after it eats that marketing is even better marketing.”
When pushed on the exact mechanics of how it would be good for a snake, or dragon, or any other creature, to consume what sounded like excrement, Eck shook his head.
“Don’t get hung up on the metaphor,” he warned. “What’s important here is quality, and these songs are bangers in terms of profitability.”
Spotify has inked deals with major fast food, fast fashion, and fast medicine firms in addition to key production contracts with AI DJs like DJ InterCapping, DJ Gooncave, and DJ Tiestosticles.
“It’s thrilling,” said Eck. “In a way, it feels like the first steps to pure value for the customer, without of a lot of usual baggage. Wait until we do the same for podcasts!”