Deadly Alien Technology Revealed to Just Be Worker's Rights

The only thing we want to probe is fair bargaining.

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Good morning everyone, thank you to all my colleagues of this august body. We are gathered today to discuss the deadly technology which has been kept secret by various governments and non-government agencies since approximately the 1930-

IT’S NOT ACTUALLY DEADLY AT ALL WE SIMPLY WANT TO SHARE THE BENEFIT OF AN ORGANIZED WORK FORCE.

Ah, thank you, I believe that was Xarlax the Organized, the other-worldly representative, as they identify themselves. Xarlax could you please not take control of the microphone with your mind?

I believe a few of my colleagues will ask you to speak a bit later in the-

AS YOU WISH HUMAN I DO NOT MEAN TO BE RUDE I MERELY WISH TO BE CLEAR THAT WE DO NOT PROPOSE A TECHNOLOGY HARMFUL TO HUMANS IN ANY WAY

Yes, I see, it’s just that you’ve interrupted the hearing again. I must insist on decorum! We have customs and processes in these hearings as you must also have in your culture.

THAT IS TRUE WE MAKE SURE THAT WE DO NOT REPEAT FALSEHOODS AND IT IS OUR CUSTOM TO KEEP THE RECORD FACTUAL

Xarlax! Please! You are disrupting the hearing! I must insist on decorum as familiar to the members of this body. Stop taking control of the microphones with your mind. I must insist.

AS YOU WISH

Thank you. Now, if I may, it is critical that we protect the job creators of this country. Without them, there can be no work force, and to harm or impugne the income that is their God-given right as the — not now, Gary!

I apologize. My aide was just trying to whisper in my ear. As I was saying, God-given right to… oh for the love of— what IS it, Gary?

I see. Xarlax have you taken control of the televisions and internet devices in the world?

YES

And are you telling everyone that I am a liar?

YOU ASKED ME NOT TO CONTROL THE MICROPHONES AND I HAVE NOT