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We Are Your Hotel and We Are Desperate to Receive a Message About the Environment Via Your Towels
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We Are Your Hotel and We Are Desperate to Receive a Message About the Environment Via Your Towels

One if by floor, two if by shower curtain rod.

Jim Hodgson
Mar 28, 2022
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We Are Your Hotel and We Are Desperate to Receive a Message About the Environment Via Your Towels
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Every day, people use millions of gallons of water, and by “people” we mean you. Your out-of-control personal water addiction is sending the Earth spiraling into doom. So, what are you going to do about it? Let us know via your towels.

What’s it Gonna Be?

A towel hanging up means, “I am a right-thinking person.”

A towel on the floor means, “I am a one-man…

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