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Welcome To My Small Business Where I Wish You a Politely Screamed Merry CHRISTMAS
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Welcome To My Small Business Where I Wish You a Politely Screamed Merry CHRISTMAS

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Jim Hodgson
Dec 6, 2022
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Welcome To My Small Business Where I Wish You a Politely Screamed Merry CHRISTMAS
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Hi! Welcome in! Is there anything I can help you find, or are you the type of person who has working eyesight, an ability to make decisions, and a preference for doing things in their own time?

Just to let you know we are running a special this month for everyone who likes our page on Facebook! And if you leave us a good review, we’ll also add you to our mailing list with special deals to help you get in the CHRISTMAS spirit.

Oh! Leaving so soon? Well MERRY CHRISTMAS! Did you notice I said CHRISTMAS very loudly? Have a blessed CHRISTMAS season with CHRISTMAS cheer and CHRISTMASSY TIDINGS!

CHRISTMAS DAMN IT. Have a blessed day!

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