Help Our Megacorp Celebrate Pride with This Great Monthly Fee

We are LGBTQ$

Photo by Rene Bernal on Unsplash

At CorpiTrode, we believe no one should live their life hiding their true nature. That’s why we’ve decided to take that big step out of the one-time-payment-for-goods-and-services closet and reveal our true selves with a monthly subscription plan. We did it!¹

Sure, we know some of our network are probably not going to like this. But we are who we are. We ask you to accept us on our terms. And conditions. Which have been updated in a paper-conscious new font size of 1.

Holiday Twist

And yeah, conversations at Thanksgiving might get a little weird around the table. But we think it’s worth it. And we offshore most of our labor anyway where they don’t do Thanksgiving and can’t afford tables.²

But for those sayers of “nay,” we hear you. Get ready. We also offer a yearly subscription model that gives you ten percent off the monthly price!³

Changey-Waingey

Still not convinced? We get it. Change is hard. But love is love. And showing love works best when you show it regularly. Yeah, you’re probably thinking we should do a weekly fee model, lol. Don’t think we haven’t tried, lol. We would if we could, LOL.

So come on. Be free. Be your best self. Show you are a good person and a steadfast ally with our new subscription fee. Because love is love, and like that love, it grows over time.

1. No representation is made for the true meaning of, “it.”

2. No PTO granted for Thanksgiving except C-suite.

3. Convenience fees of 15% apply.