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Jaymi Cee's avatar

Can we just send the burglars to the office? Computers, printers, expensive office chairs. Bowls of desk change. Secret compartments in executive desks stuffed with mistress phone numbers and offshore account pin codes. All sitting unguarded and ripe for the pickings. Go nuts.

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Jason's avatar

During this pandemic, I have had to balance the needs of my local burglar and my local drug dealer. I'll admit to neglecting the former in favor of the later.

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Jim Hodgson's avatar

Self care is important.

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