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Mar 21, 2022Liked by Jim Hodgson

Can we just send the burglars to the office? Computers, printers, expensive office chairs. Bowls of desk change. Secret compartments in executive desks stuffed with mistress phone numbers and offshore account pin codes. All sitting unguarded and ripe for the pickings. Go nuts.

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Mar 21, 2022Liked by Jim Hodgson

During this pandemic, I have had to balance the needs of my local burglar and my local drug dealer. I'll admit to neglecting the former in favor of the later.

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