Can we just send the burglars to the office? Computers, printers, expensive office chairs. Bowls of desk change. Secret compartments in executive desks stuffed with mistress phone numbers and offshore account pin codes. All sitting unguarded and ripe for the pickings. Go nuts.
During this pandemic, I have had to balance the needs of my local burglar and my local drug dealer. I'll admit to neglecting the former in favor of the later.
I Support a Return to Full Time Office Work For One Simple Reason: I'm a Burglar
Can we just send the burglars to the office? Computers, printers, expensive office chairs. Bowls of desk change. Secret compartments in executive desks stuffed with mistress phone numbers and offshore account pin codes. All sitting unguarded and ripe for the pickings. Go nuts.
During this pandemic, I have had to balance the needs of my local burglar and my local drug dealer. I'll admit to neglecting the former in favor of the later.