Don't just destroy your stuff. Let us do that.
Btw, with that name, you're just going to get signups from a horde of horny vegan incels who think it's a new form of Tinder. Hmmm... Actually, charge them triple fees.
"The digestive biscuit of racism "? LMAO! They perfected the recipe, opened a factory and started serving it with every meal.
Will you also be offering a service that throws things right in the trash for me? I would love to order a crate of odd-looking vegetables or poorly constructed electronics, and have you throw them right in the trash.