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Jaymi Cee's avatar

Btw, with that name, you're just going to get signups from a horde of horny vegan incels who think it's a new form of Tinder. Hmmm... Actually, charge them triple fees.

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Jim Hodgson's avatar

"Hey, guys, cheer up. It's Tofu Tuesday!"

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Jaymi Cee's avatar

"The digestive biscuit of racism "? LMAO! They perfected the recipe, opened a factory and started serving it with every meal.

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Jason's avatar

Will you also be offering a service that throws things right in the trash for me? I would love to order a crate of odd-looking vegetables or poorly constructed electronics, and have you throw them right in the trash.

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Jim Hodgson's avatar

Absolutely. Line ‘em up.

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