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Thank You for Laughing at the Gallows

It's been a great hang.

Oct 7, 2024 •

We Have to Implement AI So I Don't Look Like a Dick on the Golf Course

Aug 22, 2024 •

Headline Limericks: The Musk of Weird Dons

All the news that's fit to limerick

Aug 15, 2024 •

Experts Fear Open War Between Flushable Wipes Companies and Plumbers Union

Put that down your drain, bucko.

Aug 8, 2024 •

AI Dentists Outpace Human Dentists Ability to Upsell Bullshit

It's man vs. machine in the race to tooth profit

Aug 1, 2024 •

Student Failing On Purpose Shocked by Being Graduated Anyway On Purpose

Oh how the turn tables.

Jul 18, 2024 •

Open This Link in Our App, Dipshit

Give us your data.

Jul 11, 2024 •

Safari Animals Prank Tourists by Being Able to Walk Across Park

Jun 27, 2024 •

Dying Cat Spends Final Day Living Out Owners Mistaken Impression of What Cats Like

Toasting your life with all the things you hated

Jun 21, 2024 •

Help Our Megacorp Celebrate Pride with This Great Monthly Fee

Jun 13, 2024 •

I Assure You Our Union Busting Robots Really Do Use AI

You can trust us. We are a corporation.

May 23, 2024 •

Dental Industry Announces Monthly Pricing for Ad-Free Smart Fillings

Take a big bite out of these new offerings

May 16, 2024 •

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